Yay:
[x] Genuinely interested in my art, especially viewing in-progress works and images I otherwise would not post on DeviantART if it was the last thing I did.
[x] Actually commenting once in a while.
[x] Tolerate my fandoms, including the pairings I ship, that are not always heterosexual. I am in your fandom. SLASHING YOUR DOODS. If you can't handle that, THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GTFO.
[x] Must be obscenely rich.

Nay:
[x] If you're a douche 99.9999999998% of the time.
[x] If you're a douche towards any friends of mine 99.9999999999998% of the time.
[x] If you're more rich than I am.